Friday, March 5, 2010

Stomach Size - Adam

This morning (and by this morning I mean about 5 minutes ago) I'm sipping coffee with my good friend and roommate Anne Fogarty and we get on the subject of stomach size. Did you know that they say your stomach is the size of your fist? Make a fist right now...now picture a hamburger next to it...it'll blow your mind! so Next she starts explaining to me what gastric bypass is and I'm hanging on the edge of my seat in amazement. "Adam you didn't know what gastric bypass was?" oh I'm sorry I forgot to learn every type of surgery possible in my spare time! anyway apparently according to Anne they shrink your stomach to the size of half a ping pong ball. how sweet would that be I pop one vitamin in that chamber plus a shot of milk and call it breakfast. think of the money you could save on groceries and the time saved on preparing and eating meals I don't know how much the procedure costs but I'm sure it pays for itself a little while down the road fo sho.

1 comment:

  1. They don't shrink your stomach down. In simple terms they take a rubber band and cut off the majority of your stomach so you can only will a small pouch. And its really dangerous.

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