Wednesday, February 24, 2010

Chow Time - Adam

Nothing is more appealing than Mealing to me

and Luckily for me America has plenty of opportunitys for me to get my grub on. Allow me to map out the socially except-able meal schedule:
  • Breakfast - arguably the most important meal of the day.
  • Brunch - This is a nice way to ease your stomach away from breakfast meals and begin preparing room for the long awaited next meal
  • Lunch - Finally the wait is over the middle meal the one that lets you know you are half way done with the day. relax sit back and enjoy the time off
  • Snack Time - You don't want to get caught missing snack time or you could become delirious this meal is a must if powering through a difficult board meeting or a session of street ball
  • Dinner - The king of all meals and my personal favorite. this hay maker will set your belt back a few notches a must have meal in my book
  • Dessert - Experts have argued that this could be categorized in with the dinner session and its really a matter of preference the same goes for appetizers
  • Fourth Meal - I always knew there was a session of eating that needed to occur at this point in the night but never had a term for it until my good friends at Taco Bell came along and gave me a helping hand. Everyone's a fourth mealer...some just don't know it yet
  • Midnight Snack - usually something very sweet commonly ice cream although certainly not limited to any tasty sweet treat. This is kind of the wild west of meals because there is no law
Now all this talk is making me hungry you know what they say: out with the old in with the new...and now the old is officially...out.

2 comments:

  1. You forgot "Blunch", also "Binnner". Which are my two favorite meals.

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  2. This post cracked me up! I too appreciate all the meal time opportunities available and am glad we live in a society where I can have breakfast for dinner without being judged.

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