Saturday, March 6, 2010

Time Pedo - Adam

Time travel is a subject I often think about. I am sure that we will never figure out how to travel through time though. How do I know this you might ask, because If in the future they learn how to travel through time don't you think we would see time travelers around our time period? The new millennium in the future will be a very interesting time and they would want to meet the first black president and Brad Pitt. I know 100% that we don't have time travel in our life time because I would have already met Future Adam because there are a few things that I would have told myself to do or not do for example I would have traveled back in time and gave myself the past 30 march madness brackets so that I would be known as the perfect bracket person every year. Time travel is a very confusing concept to me. If I travel back in time and I meet a chick in her 20's and she likes me does that make her a time pedophile? Technically I'm like negative 30 years old even though we seem both 22. Time travel is a dangerous game with historical babes.

1 comment:

  1. C'mon, you don't think that the government could keep a time machine under wraps? You saw it in National Treasure 2, there is totally a secret book just for presidents.

    Also, there could totally be time machines in our lifetime, that you just wouldn't have access to. Just because it exists doesn't mean your Average Joe Schuch can just use it. Space shuttles exist, but you haven't been to the moon.

    Most importantly, yea. That chick would totally be a time pedophile. Lock her up.

    Read the short story The Time Traveler if this seriously does interest you. It's pretty cool.

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