Stache Bash - Adam

March is finally here! Quite possibly my favorite non summer month of the year. In like a lion out like a lamb as they say, our final push away from winter.

Its also commonly known as Mustache March.
The month when all of America grows a beautiful flavor saver and comes together as one.
It is also the month for college basketball brackets known as March Madness. So every year at about this time one person comes to mind and that is Adam Morrison.

Adam Morrison was a visionary and a light for both March celebrations. He did what no man had ever done before. Morrison was able to bridge the gap between Mustache March and March Madness creating the unattainable Morrison Mustache March Madness.

Since March Madness is a sporting event I'm going to focus more on Mustache March while my handsome counter part Second Cousin Brian Phillip Carr will undoubtedly cover March Madness through out this wonderful time of year.

Mustache March is always interesting and exciting for me and this year I'm a little upset. Because of the social norm and forces that are far above me I regret to inform my faithful readers that I will be unable to participate in Mustache March this season. "Adam WTF? you are a piece of shit and I hate you! I've never been more upset at one human, and I'm going to try and bomb your apartment thus ending your lying and pitiful life" I understand alot of you are seriously considering that thought process and I'm not saying its wrong of you I'm simply asking you to hear me out first. I have an internship interview this Wednesday and I would really like this job so I have to be at my A game "WTF? so Mustaching isn't your A game? you calling them embarrassing and hurtful?" again I ask for your patience when I say that if I could write the book of interview appearances I would of course make staches mandatory but its not up to me. You know as well as I do that A game in my book of course means rockin a stache but A game to a corporation is slightly different then my view.

so all I am asking from my fellow man is that you grow the best damn stache in my stead. Some may call me a Mustache Martyr and know that this is going to be the hardest March I've experienced.

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