Sunday, March 14, 2010

Crappy Birthday - Adam

To me a birthday is just another day in the year. Having had 22 of them now they have pretty much lost their luster. 16, 18, 21, 25, 65 those are pretty much the only ones that matter or change anything in your life. Some people feel a sense of entitlement on their birthday and I know you know what I'm talking about, you might even do it on your birthday. "ugh I can't believe I have a final on my BIRTHDAY!" or "ugh its raining ON MY BIRTHDAY?!" "can you believe my boss made me come in and work ON MY BIRTHDAY?" what is the deal here with birthdays? Are you suppose to get a genie to grant you one wish on your birthday and do whatever you want with out anyone saying anything?

"ma'am you just ran over that nun and killed her!"
"officer are you really going to arrest me ON MY BIRTHDAY?"
"ooooh my apologies I had no idea haha well happy birthday miss, what are you 19 now?"
"oh stop hehe"

Let me just give a wake up call to the people that think this scenario is pulled from an actual police report... your birthday is just another day on the calendar, birthdays happen everyday and everywhere... now am I saying you can't celebrate it? of course you can you survived another year that's impressive just don't lose it when you find out that facebook isn't loading fast ON YOUR BIRTHDAY!?

4 comments:

  1. killer dialogue!
    use the birthday line at the bars and the bedroom, thats your only pull

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  2. hmmm... you may have something here

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  3. i call shinanagins on this blog you plagiarist. Jim Gaffigan?

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  4. the inspiration for this blog came from my roommate Anne Fogarty who believes everyone's birthday should be perfect

    although I'm always up for some shenanigans

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