Jacob Powers Do a post about things you just plain don't like. I mean things so stupid they make your soul want to die...like sweaters for dogs
1.) People who ride the elevator up one floor - Seriously? You can't walk that one flight of stairs? What is that, like 30 stairs max? Instead they get on the elevator and make you stop after one floor. That adds like 15-20 seconds for your elevator ride. And you could be utilizing that time to get work done. That's right, if some people just took the stairs we could be a less fat AND more efficient society.
2.) Global warming - Doesn't exist so why do I have to hear about it all the time?
3.) "Pairs" of pants - Why is it called a pair of pants if its just one piece of clothing? You may say that it has two places for your legs, which is the pair part. Well guess what, a shirt has two arm holes, but that isnt called a pair of shirts. Its just called a shirt. Because its just one. So why is it a pair of pants?
4.) Not being able to think of things I hate off the top of my head - When they happen, it makes me so mad and I can't stop thinking about it for a short period of time. Now that I am under duress to finish this post, I can only come up with those three things. How frustrating...
7 years ago
1.) I really like how on my preview from my blogging dashboard, your entry comes up as:
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2.)Do you really hate something that doesn't exist?
Ok I guess I should have said:
ReplyDelete2.) People talking about global warming - Doesn't exist so why do I have to hear about it all the time?
Damn, I was hoping that you would make the argument that lots of people hate things that don't exist and then supply me some examples.
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