Gnasty - Adam

You ever have one of those days where you wake up head down to your lavatory throne and suddenly realize that this Saturday you will be at one of your friends weddings and that this summer you will be the best man at your best friend's wedding and that your brother just got engaged and you found out via faceSchuch?

Then suddenly you begin to look at your life and examine the current situation you are in, the fact that you are sitting on your throne in an empty house with a lap top on the top of your lap as you pour out your ideas as you do paper work. And the more you think about it the more you realize that the things you look forward to the most in your day is playing a board game turned computer game with some friends and waiting for this evening to watch DVR with your female roommates because there is a new glee on there and the DWTS results show...

Then you remember walking through campus yesterday evening and running into one of those swarms of gnats and you start to wonder...

Why do gnats HAVE to fly exactly at the level my mouth is? Gnats have wings they can choose to stay at 2 feet off the ground or 20 feet but NO they choose right at 6 feet the height where my lower jaw and mouth is. is there some way we can get a treaty drafted... they don't fly at head level and we will no kill them by the masses...I think that is only fair...