Today Alan Dicken turned 22 years old.
Yesterday I had to give a urine sample for my internship this spring. Piss test really? is that the best scientists can come up with to figure out if I have been using illegal substances? No mouth swab or hair sample? Its 2010 and the best they can do is make me hold a cup fill it half way then walk my own waste over to a person so he can judge me? "hmm looks like someone's not drinking enough water or blah you eat honey nut cheerios every meal or WHAT?" I can't deal with that kind of look.
I think that they have a better way to find out if I'm using they just like to humiliate us and force us to try and catch our own piss in a small little container only half way though then walk it over to him and look the tester in the eyes thus mentally telling him "this is what my pee looks like judge me"
I got in the room he made me empty out all of my pockets on the counter. So I had my phone, keys and wallet out then he looked at them and said alright put them back... why? why did he make me do that? Its just one more thing that they do to make us feel awkward. Just letting me know he is in complete control and I'll blindly do whatever he tells me to do.
7 years ago
At least men have a littler tool to aim into that little cup, we as women end up trying to pee into what seems like the size of a pixy stick straw, and there's no straight stream coming from here! - DeAnna
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