Pick Pocketed - Adam

Its finally shorts weather here in the State of Ohio and you know what that means...

big baggy over sized pockets that are on the sides of your waists.

now I don't know how woman's shorts pockets are made but I can say this:

In mans jeans the pockets are on the front of the jeans and sized to about what your hands are.
in mans shorts the pockets are on the sides of the shorts and the size of plastic grocery bags. Why are they like that? why not just keep pockets a universal size and location on the clothes. I drop my phone into the abyss that is my shorts pocket then I sit down the pocket shifts to my side because its so mammoth then because the pockets opening is on the side boom out goes everything I have put into my pockets straight to the cushions of the couch. good luck finding all of that stuff too.

I like shorts I like the comfort the feel the maneuverability of them, just can't stand the size and location of the pockets