Friday, July 23, 2010

Darkness MF - Adam

"If I can do it anyone can" it really grinds my gears when I hear that... there are so many variables that could come into play that this guy has no idea about... in any circumstance I just think its a cheap statement. First off you are implying you are the dumbest of the dumb and second off if I fail I am now uncomprehendingly dumb to you. you don't know me

what is with darkness? why does it get dark? people say that if the sun burned out we'd all be fucked. everything when you trace it back goes to the sun...

these scientists are stupid that say this and here is why:

ok so plants need light to grow so we need some kind of light (this thinking is post sun explosion) ok so what lights up other than our electricity or lighting? umm I don't know fire flies how bout?

if the sun burns out we start mating and harvesting fire flies and angle fish. they produce light we stick them above plants, the plants eat up that photosynthesis making some tasty sugars for themselves boom order is restored no one loses everyone wins

light and dark baffle me though, you shine light and dark is gone...where does it go? why does light not go around my shadow? these are things for scientist and mathematicians certainly not for one man doing mere paper work I'll tell you what.

3 comments:

  1. Adam, you have some serious misconceptions about light activity and intensity. Bio-luminescent light would not produce light at the frequency or intensity that would support plant growth. You should have payed better attention in Mr. Cooleys class.

    Bob

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  2. what if I had like 100 lightning bugs and I held them really close to the plant, hmmm?

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  3. it doesn't matter how many lightning bugs you had they wouldn't be able to match the intensity and frequency of sunlight, and you'd have to be planning ahead to prepare for this, once plants start dying so do the rest of the food chains and therefore lightning bugs would be in short supply by the time you figured it out.

    Bob

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