I'm not sure exactly when or how it happened, maybe it's always been this way I'm just now experiencing it...
Creepin...
Creepin can be anytime a male human interacts with a female human under any circumstances for any reason.
I know what you are thinking "Adam that isn't fair" trust me dude I know. I'm walking down the street I have a question about what time a store closes I ask the nearest person to me (happens to be a woman)... I'm creepin
I'm in a bar something funny happens near me I lean over to the nearest person to me so I can make a comment... if its a woman you are BIG TIME creepin
Creepin does have degrees although atmosphere usually determines it, It is not fair because of the creeper label when I am walking down a side walk I have to keep my face pointed at the ground no eye contact with women, no smiles, no "nice day out" nothing you keep your face down and get out of her way. any variation from that and she has the opportunity to consider you a creep...BUT don't go to fast or you risk suspiciously walking past her which is another form of creepin.
Why can't dudes have some of the power here? Girl smiles at me in a library I'm suppose to be ok with it but if a dude smiles at a girl same scenario its creepin
double standard I don't like it and I certainly don't appreciate it. Get over yourself how bout
7 years ago
I completely agree, but would like to submit an exception to the rule. I call it "The Suit".
ReplyDeleteIf a gentlemen is wearing a suit and leans over in a crowded bar to share a humorous anectode with a lady, she will giggle and feel more classy after the brief exchange.
If a gentlemen is wearing a suit and asks a dame for the time, she will sure respond with a smile and remark at what a sharply dressed young man just addressed her.
Its all in The Suit.
not true, Brian and I have worn sports jackets to bars before and if anything: if I try to offer an antidote to a woman she is MORE likely to think I'm trying to pull some sort of shenanigan. but to be fair to her we were pulling shenanigans so...
ReplyDeleteListen up bub,
ReplyDeleteI said a SUIT not a sports jacket, a SUIT. There is a clear and distinct difference. A man in a SUIT is committed to the full deal, pants and all. A man who is committed to the pants, is committed to not being a creeper.
If you are just wearing the sports jacket, then yea. You have dug yourself deeper into the hole. In wearing your sports jacket, you have said to the lady "I know some people like to wear suits, but as a true creeper, I'm not ready to committ to the whole suit, so I'll just wear this half-suit."
Also, if you hand a woman an antidote, she is probably suspicious that at some point, you must have also given her some poison.
oh man DON'T EVEN get me started on the antidote...
ReplyDeleteif you thought women assuming you are a creeper is bad just try to hand a woman an antidote
talk about jumping to conclusions