Water - Adam

I don't like drinking water. "aww wtf it has no taste whats wrong with you, who doesn't like water?!" Let me finish how bout! Water does have taste, at a young age Douglas was going to take Tyler and I to a park to hang out for the day. I wanted to fill my water bottle with fruit punch but Doug said "no, put water in it." As a young mind I recalled someone telling me water has no taste so in order to both obey my father and get the delicious beverage I desired I filled the water bottle with half water then half punch. We get to the park and the mixture tasted awful. Doug took note in my odd facial expressions after a drink of my "water" asked if I put punch in with my water. I confessed and faced the penalty. In conclusion don't tell me water has no taste if it had no taste the term "watered-down" wouldn't exist. I just don't like the taste of it if I am hanging out or about to enjoy a meal hmmm water? no do the Dew or be like Mike. Now before you say anything I will give water this: after a long hot day of work or sports activities in the months of June July and August water can hit the spot or out of a public school drinking fountain that is all I am giving water though.