Monday, January 25, 2010

Scott's Birthday - Adam

Today is Scott's Birthday, Happy Birthday Scott. Having said that have you even gone Krogering? its the better way to shop. I have a kroger plus card and I'll tell you being a valued customer like this feels very good. As a kroger plus card carrier I don't look at the mere commoners price for every day items, oh no quite the opposite instead I look at the slashed price in yellow for that is the price that my card and I shall pay. It feels so good to get those deals I once saved over six dollars at Kroger and if you can' afford to throw away that kind of money by not having a kroger card then the next thing you are going to tell me is that you can afford Dr. Pepper instead of Dr. K. so once I finish picking up my items and head to the self check out I swipe my card across the bar code reader and like a bailiff announcing the entrance of a judge the machine proclaims "welcome valued customer." I look behind me in the line of Kroger customers to see a roar of applause and respect as the feeling of pride and accomplishment shower my soul. once I am finished checking out I grab my recite and glance at the money I just saved thanks to my card and not only will this food I purchased quench my hunger but I can also tell that my wallet is as full as my stomach after a feast of kroger pizza rolls and a citrus drop. Thank me for being a valued customer Kroger? nay thank you Kroger...thank you

2 comments:

  1. First off, Happy Birthday Scott. May all your dreams come true. Don´t ever change.

    Secondly, I completely agree with your Krogering. Kroger is cheaper, Kroger is a far more globally minded company, and Kroger is based in Cincinnati. All reasons that I love Kroger.

    Lastly, I do love it when people cheer for you when you whip out your plus card. I imagine it is what it would be like if you were some frequent flier who got to go to those special lounges in airports that are just for you.

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  2. side note Alex Sealscott refuses to read my blog so I wished her a happy birthday but the fact is she will never see this...

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