Sick Days - Adam

So its the worst time of the year as you all know its winter season and I hate it and you (if you like winter). Lately roommates and I have been ill. Sore throats headaches things of the sort are common occurrences in this season. This sort of thing got me thinking about all the jobs in the world and their sick day policies one job in particular. Thugs, now I'm not talking about your average low life I mean thugs as in mob gangsters like in the sopranos. I've never heard of a Mobster having a runny nose. Can you imagine a tough mobster trying to collect protection money while sneezing because the owner of the small business has a cat? You never see that or I guess the same could go with the bloods and the crypts they are at their thug club house eating candy bars when Jamal looks at the candy bar and asks "does this have nuts in it? because I can't have nuts." Is there some kind of physical that all mobsters and gang members have to pass in order to get into their group? I feel like there has to be. If I was the head of a family and I call my number one thug to put the squeeze on a guy and he calls me back saying hes doing paper work (like I am right now) because the waitress at his coffee shop didn't give him non-dairy creamer I think I would feel a little disappointed. Gangsters have to be the most healthy people in the world next to astronauts I guess...