Two Cents

This is the part of the web site were I tell people where I stand on issues and talk about the past week

10/10/03-Today we had a day off of school and I just sat around the house...I have 52 more days untill I get my licenses. I had better pass the test two because my Mother has made me drive and to the "cones" every monday I am almost sure that I have done those damn cones more times then my whole class combined I can do it without hitting the breaks! I hung out at Bryan's alittle bit today played some halo and kicked a mountain dew can around in his drive way then left that'll do it for this week.

10/17/03-First of all I would just like to say that when someone is completely naked they are buck-naked not but naked! ok so I have been thinking about stuff...what is up with all the goths in our school the whole class of 2007 are practially all gothic and lets not forget the little goth corner of my grade, Spradlin,Villarreal,and that Mitch kid where did he come from? more importantly who does he think he is stabbing himself with safety pins while chanting look at me I'm punk! that'll do it for this week.

10/24/03-This week I would just like to say that the Wauseon School Lunch's prices are outrageous!$1.75 each day!they bumped everything up a dime! and since the price sky rocketed I decided to fill the holes in my tray up to the max to make up for the money they are robbing me of and they found that I was scooping alot of fruit now they limit us to just one scoop!thats when I put my foot down!THIS IS INSANE!that'll do it for this week.

10/31/03- Well its Halloween so I don't really feel like saying anything but I will say this if someone is really truly punk and all that....why would they use safety pins wouldn't they just use pins because they are so punk they want to be unsafe? that'll do it for this week.

11/07/03-Alright so I was watching TV the other night and I saw a commercial for some movie coming out on DVD and not VHS...what the hell is that? who gives them the right to kick VHS out of the picture completely? I'll have them know that I still use my VCR and I love the thing...we fear change.

11/14/03- I would just like to get a few things out in the open about the ladies. first of all I hate it when chicks smoke there is nothing worse than a woman who smokes, second I'm not a big fan of girls that cuss or when I belch and they say "Is that it? I can burp way louder!"Third I CAN NOT STAND it when girls tell me they have to pee I hate that its up there with smoking! I don't like piercings unless on the ears and I may...may let the belly ring slid...I'm not big on tattoos also and thats about it I think there is probably more but thats all I can think of.

11/21/03- okay so I have MSN IM as you are all aware and I have noticed something, and I would just like to say: what the hell is up with leave one...it basically says to me hey look at me I'm too lazy to sign off look if your leaving the house then you are offline just sign off don't put leave one if I wanted to "leave one" I would e-mail you geesh I don't understand these cool kids like (at work)...leave one...no don't leave no just sign out...dose anyone even leave one to these people I wouldn't know I have never "left one" I just don't understand.

11/28/03-Alright once again I must set the record straight. if your dare someone to do something the person being dared should not ask or expect any money in the deal. if there is money involed then it is a bet not a dare.

12/06/03-I passed.

12/12/03-Alright with the new millennium already four years old I think I should bring up the pronunciation of the years to come...twenty-O-three is the current year not 2003; in the 90's we didn't call it 1,993 we called it Nineteen-Ninety-Three so stop with the 2000 crap... and start using two dollar bills again I'm trying to bring them back so just go to your bank and when you get money back ask for it in twos together we can bring them back!

12/26/03-ok today I clear up the dropped food rules...if a piece of food falls on the ground/floor you have five seconds to pick it up and have it still be good, how ever if it was in your mouth and fell out then you have but three seconds to pick it up...ofcourse these rules only apply to guys chicks should not eat stuff that fell on the floor thats just gross

01/02/04-Got a little flaw in Wauseon I would like to bring to everyone's attention the drive-in movie theater...why is it closed down...I was told it would close because the field of dream's lights at night would ruin the movie...well where the hell are these "Lights" sounds to me like the drive-in could have been running all thses years and now that I'm 16 with a big kid permit I could go to the drive-in and have myself a nice makeout spot but no instead this so called field of dreams (which is still a dream, and has ruined my dreams) must be build for kids to play baseball instead, fair...I think not, now that I got that out of the way just remember:
Bucky Beltasaurus says "Buckle Up Fulton County"

01/09/04-Capital Letters...where are they? All I see these days are lowercase what happened I was watching an MTV show and at the end of it even the credits were lowercase I'm thinking give those proper nouns the respect they deserve! are people getting too lazy to even hit the shift key? I tell you if we let our proper nouns stay lowercase...then the terrorists have won

01/16/04/A.D.-so whats up with people these days not putting AD after the date...ok I'll admit I'm one of them but not any more...a little info for you A.D. stands for Anno Domini which is latin for "In The Year of the Lord" ...which makes you think...what year is it for Jewish people? and shouldn't the new year begin on christmas? why do we wait six days before the new year? you know the year doesn't even end when the ball drops we still have six hours after it we just take those six and toss 'em together ever four years to make a 24 hour day...some know it as leap day Feduary 29th I believe this year is a leap year...yeah the 29th is a sunday.

01/23/04/A.D.-alright I've heard about enough of this little myth and Adam has got to set it straight once and for all ok everybody listen up in Mountain Dew the last ingredient is yellow five let me tell you one thing...the only thing yellow 5 does is make mountain dew look yellow and thats it! It does not lower your sperm count ok...so now all you scared kids can drink Dew again so relax.

02/06/04/A.D.-sorry for the whole "didn't do one last week" thing but I'm back...glove compartments...does anyone actually put gloves in these compartments in mine I got a flashlight,napkins,regestration to the car mumbojumbo. but no gloves...I've even seen a pellet gun in a glove compartment but never gloves.

02/13/04/A.D.-do you remember back in the 90's when you could walk into a fast food place and order a small drink, fries, and so on...well where has the small size gone...at Micky D's they completely killed the small and bumped medium to the bottom so its medium, large and super size...hmmm and we wonder why America is getting so fat cuz everyone's cutting out the size small I blame the dollar menu but man I'm not going to lie to you I love that menu...but sometimes I'm not too hungry and could just go for a small fry but whenever I say small fry they give me a medium...Today is Friday the 13th...

02/20/04/A.D.-Last tuesday my blue and black nail that I smashed finally fell off I smashed it on friday novermber 28th and it stayed like that for 82 days where it finally came off, I was scratching my face and I felt it lift off so I just bent it back and it came off real easy.

02/27/04/A.D.-Earlyer this week my Mother bought me some of those 8oz(237ml) Mountain Dews or as I like to call them "shot glasses" because wal-mart was sold out of the 30 packs which they get in every friday...I always get there late luckly today I don't have school so I'm going to go early and see if there is still some left. any way these little Dews suck...don't get me wrong I like the idea of down sizing something for once instead of more unhealthy pop...but this is just not enough pop like tuesday I was driving and drinking one of them and I ran out and I started thinking man I could have four more ouces left in here...

03/09/04/A.D.-So I was on lunch break saturday and I headed to McDonalds (I like Taco Bell better) so I go in order a double cheese burger, value frie, and two apple pies...and wouldn't you know it they are out of apple pies...everytime I go to Micky D's they never have apple pies and I have to wait 12 min."Do you want a cherry pie?" NO I DON'T WANT CHERRY if I wanted cherry I would have asked for cherry wouldn't I? well I'm sick of it...can we please have some apple pies always ready? is that too much to ask?

03/12/04/A.D.-ok so I've seen alot of this around my whole life and its time to fix it all the tall scary green guy that has the bults in his neck is not known as Frankenstein ok its Frankenstein's Monster.Victor Frankenstien was the scientist that created the monster...it really doesn't have a name...so I thought I could just patch that up all though Feed My Frankenstein is a good song it is incorrect I'm sorry Alice

03/19/04/A.D.-So we took the OGT this week...you ever feel sorry for pringles...I mean Lays just kinda stole there idea completely I mean now lays has "stax" and normal Pringles only has ...pringles...I think I even saw chocolate pringles from Hersheys they are called "swoops" I mean come on Pringles is the inventor so lay off of them Lays and Hersheys

04/09/04/A.D.-Sorry I havn't done one for a real long time but nothings really happened but I did win Vice President of my class which rocks thats really all that I can think of...ROCK!

04/27/04/A.D.-I've been slacking latly this year I think I have writers block...the only thing that is happening to me at this moment in life is Dew U...and I mean theres really nothing to say about that exacept if you have any points e-mail them or IM them to me...thats really it...

04/30/04/A.D.-OH man I can not wait for Spider-man 2 to come out June 30th oh dude that looks sweet oh by the way I got my mini fridge comming in the mail only 16 short weeks and BOOM it'll be here!

05/08/04/A.D.-So I just saw Van Helsing last night with Tim and Landon(the first monster Van Helsing fights in the moive is Mr. Hyde aka Dr. Henry Jekyll) anyway...I just want to say that the people in the theaters are very fickle...I mean so the guy hits his head on something...why are you laughing...so Tim, Landon and I were kinda mocking the crowd we were with, so when people laughed I would laugh longer and louder and Tim would clap...this one person we heard laughed like Woody the Woodpecker that had to have been the high light of the night so then when Abraham Van Helsing goes to kiss Anna Valerious Tim's like lets clapps so we started clapping and the crowd goes with it and starts to clap it was funny...

05/20/04/A.D.-You may be wondering why I have not updated latly well last thursday 05/13/04/A.D. I was going home from Whitney's house and it was around 10:50 so I needed to make up time because I had to be home at 11:00 (its a 20 min drive) so I did exactly what Mr. Fritz told us NOT to do, and I used my car as a time machine and picked up the speed to make up for the lost time...well unlike McFly instead of 88mph I went 90mph and well I was on C inbetween 17 and 18 when I noticed some red and blue lights in my rear veiw mirror...well my first thoughts were oh &*^% I'm dead...then I thought maybe its not me he's after...well 06/30/04/A.D. @ 9:00 A.M. I will be going to court to see Judge Bumb...so my mother isn't to happy with me and I just got the computer back a week later...I think I'm looking at 3-6 months with out driving...OUCH!

05/21/04/A.D.-ok so I got my mini-fridge yesterday I just forgot to tell you...so I hear a Dukes Of Hazzard movie could be in the making...sounds pretty cool huh...thats what I thought till I found out that Paul Walker "Justin Hogerfe" and Ashton Kutcher "Punk'd" are going to be playing Bo and Luke...so there goes that movie...(I hate Punk'd its up there is Viva La Bam as most hated show why dosen't MTV just stick to music seeing as how its music televison)

05/22/04/A.D.-well I got nothing to do anymore so I figured I'd say something, so I heard the new version of the Love song by Finger Eleven...it sounds just like The Cure if your going to make a cover your supose to change it alittle and put your own artistic veiw on the song, I think Anberlin made the best version.

06/04/04/A.D.-So now that I'm working full time in the summer...I listen to the radio more because thats all we got and I was wondering why is country so seperate from the other types of music...like if I listen to mix 98.1 I'd hear rock, techno, rap, all that stuff but no country...and on MTV they don't play country and CMT is even an all country music channel...why not combind and save a channel for like...a movie channel or something...non-stop James Bond or something...

06/11/04/A.D.-So this past week America has been mourning one of our most beloved people...yes we will all miss Ray Charles. so any way we got these new channels on our cable awhile ago and I've been watching that food channel with that one cook Emeril Lagasse and the guy comes out at the begining of the show shaking everyones hands and touching everything...then he walks right to the stove and starts cooking!...am I the only one that finds this kinda gross?!

06/28/04/A.D.-so I was on vacation all last week and as I was on vacation I learned something...pepsi, look close at that picture...notice anything? did you see any Dr. Pepper in that picture?...I know I didn't...so if pepsi doesn't own Dr. Pepper and Coke has Mr. Pibb then just who does the Doctor roll with? maybe this will help...thats right apparently the Doctor has been hanging with 7up I think that Pepper should, without a second thought, hop on the pepsi train it just makes more sence everytime you see a pepsi machince its gotta have the Doc! I mean come one 7up?!...what do they got? Canada Dry? I mean who wants anything from Canada...Canada sucks...dude if you ask me I'd say the Doctor is hanging with the wrong crowd I can't be alone on this issue...someone has got to agree with me that the Doc needs to hook up with Pepsi and the Dew...what a perfect team...Dr. Pepper, Pepsi, and Mountain Dew.

07/02/04/A.D.-So I went to court on the 30th of June at 9am...and we get there and we go into the court room which was really like a real court room just smaller and this lady did the "all rise for the honorable Judge" thing...it was kinda weird because there was only about 9 people in the room so I was the first case so My mom is sitting next to me and my dad is behind us (we are sitting in the tables like in a real court...yes both my parents were there) and Bumb just did all the legal talk and stuff and then told me to slow it down and I had to pay $100 and sixty of it was for court fees...so now all I gotta do is get my driving back from my parents and I'm a free man again...

07/09/04/A.D.-alright so on lunch break like on monday...I go to taco bell and I go to order the usual number 10 and I only see 1-8 and my heart drops...but then I see that number ten is now the number two...which I guess is ok but I mean I feel sorry for all the number two lovers because they got kicked off the menu...

07/16/04/A.D.- well I got to hand it to the City of Wauseon (the city you'll take to heart)...they built a new skate park...and are trying to build a wal-mart super center, the field of dreams might be picking up alittle bit after about ten years...and (this ones my favorite) the new movie theater...I hear is supose to be done in the fall...but its not looking like it...the good thing about the new theater is its all year 'round unlike the drive-in and its going to be right next to wal-mart so we can buy candy and pop at wal-mart then sneek it in to the theater and save alot of money...but by the time that place is up and running I'll probably be in college.

08/03/04/A.D.- Alright so I've been sick latly I had some throat problem then it moved to the mouth and it just really sucks so all I was eating really was yogurt and I started eating Trix yogurt because I love the stuff...and appearently that dirtothing...somebody tond hid the kids trix and bumped his head so he can't tell them where he hid the trix so it was up to me to solve the jungle jumble...so I did...if you ever wonder what KANNUFRUTESSTONEAAHAPPEYLEEF means...all you gotta do is cross out every striped letter which leaves KNURTSTNAHPELE...which then I just read it backwards...and this is what I got

08/13/04-alright has anyone seen these new Wendy's commercials with this unofficial spokesperson...I mean hes in so many of these commercials and hes always talking about Wendy's...I mean in my book that kinda seems like hes "official" I mean if hes not the spokesperson...then who is? its friday the 13th

09/24/04-you ever get change back from the cashier and they put the bills in your hand first then the coins...I mean isn't that a hasle to put away...if they bills were on top it would be easy to slide the money in the wallet then have your hand full of coins right into the pocket instead you gotta set the wallet down put the coins away then the bills...

10/01/04-So wednesday after school I leave my pants with my wallet in the locker room on a bench I get back Anthony Halt is leaving right when I enter and I ask him "hey you steal anything?" he says "no" so I get dressed and leave go to work go to church then after church Downing, Stuck (who is single), Kyle and I hit up the bell I place my order look in my wallet...nothing...somebody took all my money when I left my pants in the locker room ...I am pissed, and I filled out this paper in the office so it could have been Anthony or Bubba....those two I saw just standing around...but anybody could have came in I was gone for 30minutes...but Anothony...if you lied to me and stole then went to church that same wednesday night...not only will Il be pissed but so will God...(not saying that you did it or anything

10/10/04-One Year

10/15/04-I finally got my computer back from the guy up town I had 363 spyware ande 486 adware that they found I told them not to wipe the thing out because they wanted too but I have too many great songs on here. so in short watch out for spyware and adware stuff because you'll have to clear your whole hard drive.

10/29/04-so I just got my computer back from the guy up town he wiped it out for me so its like a brand new computer now. why do people call fountains water fountains...I mean what eles are they going to have in them lava? I mean come on when you hear the word fountain I mean you don't really have to call it a "water" fountain...it saves you two syllables and oxygen and with all the rain forest being destroyed we need that oxygen.

11/20/04-I would just like to know if anyone eles agrees with me on this...ok I have this friend lets call him...Pepito and I think he looks just like Lance Bass let me show you, here now do you see what I'm saying? I know I'm not the only one that thinks this

12/05/04- so me and Pepito are driving home from Taco Bell on August 12th 2004 and right in the middle of the road there is this constrution cone and he swerves and misses it and I say dude we should go back and nab that thing so we turn a round and the cone isn't in the road anymore its in the grass by the cemetery so we drive into the cemetery and I walk over to grab it and this house near the place has a garage full of people watching me so I play it cool and yell back to Pepito as a car drives by "oh that wasn't her in that car" acting like that was the reason I was standing there I'm not going to grab this cone I mean I already have a criminal record for speeding so Pepito says hes going after it and I could pass up a photo op like this so here is Pepito in all his grace grabbing the cone and running.

02/23/05- this happened awhile ago but I just got around to talking about it, on August 18th 2004 someone thought it would be a good idea to toliet paper the Schuch home, here is what happened...yes that is a whole roll laying on the grass, yes we did take it inside and use it, yes there are no trees higher than 10 foot in my yard, it looked like they just kinda gave up after awhile I felt sorry for them.

03/06/05- I got egged on the fourth

05/07/05- so today's prom but anyway back on 10/17/03 I said that the class of 2007 had a bunch of goths right...well I know see that the class of 2008 has topped them the 2008 class or the "Black Hole" is just over run with goths its crazy I mean I'm kinda scared to see next years freshmen because then freshmen thur junior will just be all satanic and gothic ANARCHY EVERYWHERE! it'll be just off the wall

06/19/05- so got my wisdom teeth out on the 17th it wasn't too bad one minute your awake next thing you know you're at home and your mouth hurts looking forward to eating solid foods again.

07/05/05- best friends...you can only have one thats what the word best means "excelling all others" thats word for word in the dictionary ...don't belive me go to the Schuch home page and on the left side click on the dictionary you can have better friends but you can only have one BEST friend no more no less there has to be one friend that you prefer over all others even if its just that you like their hair color more.