I hate winter, does anyone actually prefer the season in comparison to the other three? reasons I hate winter: 1) about 9 hours of sun light on a good day 2) the heating bill is through the roof 3)more likely to crash while driving 3)as Scott would say "my body hurts in the cold" 4)could slip and fall while walking 5) shoveling snow 6) have to dig your car out before you drive anywhere 7)all the plant world is dormant and depressing 8) easily get sick 9) lose my summer bronze 10) can't go swimming 11) harder to get out of the hot shower thus causing water bill to rise 12) a "friend" puts snow down the back of your neck 13) never want to leave the house 14) forced to wear sweat shirts and such every day. and those are all I can come up with while I'm shivering sitting on the pot right now. global warming, I wish it was real
Where concerns about the world getting warmer
The people thought that they were just being rewarded
Now we can swim any day in November
if you disagree with me please feel free to comment
7 years ago
Taking on Global Warming, looks like your shits are getting political. Good punctuation.
ReplyDeleteGood punctuation, now lets start using capital letters where necessary. I specifically remember you doing a "two cents" about how you didn't like it when people don't use capitals. Oh how the mighty have fallen...
ReplyDeleteI'm just gonna play devil's avocado here:
ReplyDelete1) Snuggling with a lady friend infront of a friend infront of a roaring fire 2)Festive sweater wearing 3)Sledding 4)Having your mother make you a hot chocolate after sledding 5)The song Baby Its Cold Outside 6)The GAP commercial {You know the one I'm talking about..."I love my comfy sweater! How cute are these boots?"} 7)Putting snow on the back of your "friend's" neck 8)Snow Angels {which I'm pretty sure means God prefers winter, as there are no leaf angels, or grass clipping angels that I know off} 9)Pretending like you are smoking, when you exhale and see your breath 10)SNOW DAYS 11)Snowforts, snowballs, snowball fights, snowmen, really anything childish to do with snow 12)Bobsledding {not the whole winter olympics though} 13)Feeling cozy when you are inside 14)Bearding it up without it feeling too hot or uncomfortable 15)I'm assuming that we are just talking about the weather, and are ignoring the various holidays ranging from Thanksgiving to Christmas, New Years to Martin Luther King Jr's Day, and on through Valentines Day and President's Day.
I tried desperately to type out "ice skating" for Katie K, but I just couldn't bring myself to do it.
Post Script, the "Devil's Avocado" is a Tracy Jordan Original
lets see how these points look in the summer
ReplyDelete1)snuggling up to a lady friend in shorts and a tank
2)bikini wearing
3)I'll give you sledding
4)Having your mom give you money for the ice cream truck (music truck)
5)The entire party on the grill album
6)I legally am not allowed to come within 500 feet of that commercial
7)water balloon your friend
8)grass clipping angels plus the fun of your eyes slowly closing from the allergies
9)smoke from a bon fire as you make smores and memories
10)NO SCHOOL
11)ball game, skip ball, really anything childish we do to water watchers
12)Jamaican Bobsledding
13)Feeling cozy in or outside
14)Daylight Savings Time
15)Independence Day, Administrative Professionals Day, Mothers Day, Armed Forces Day, Memorial Day, Flag Day, Fathers Day, Labor Day...Boom