An Adam's Dozen - Adam

Everyone knows a dozen is 12. Its that simple you say a dozen and everyone thinks 12.

Who do these bakers think they are? 13? no...

I've heard a bakers dozen is 13 because when they are counting out their orders just to be sure they don't short you they count to 13.

If bakers get a dozen I want my own dozen. Because people have the chance to make out on a bakers dozen no one says anything about it. "um excuse me you gave me too many danish delights" naw you'll never hear nor say such things. but if someone had a dozen that was socially exceptional to be 11 everyone would be in an uproar. "hey man you shorted me one of those bear claws wtf?"

Well since no one is brave enough to take it yet, I'll do it. hence forth 11 is an Adam's dozen.

"whoa dude wtf I said a dozen not an Adam's dozen, give me one more"
"too bad dude I go by Adam's dozens you should have clarified."

now I like the sound of that

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