Dr. Beer? - Adam

So I just got home from getting the cable switched over from my name to Anne's since I'm moving out Friday. After the switch we swung by Bob Evan's (down on the farm)

Since I'm moving out on Friday I don't want to go shopping for food and just transport it to the new place so I've been living off of chips and scraps of whatever I have left until Friday. So I wanted an actual meal.

We get seated and settled in, the waitress asked me what I want to drink I ask if they have Dr. Pepper and she replies "we have rootbeer?"

Rootbeer? this isn't the first time this has happened to Adam in his life but rootbeer? Have you ever tasted rootbeer and Dr. Pepper? how are they even in the same ball field? ok they are both carbonated and dark and not cola...that's it.

"Do you have Steak?"
"how about Pancake?"

Rootbeer is to Dr. Pepper
as
Pancake is to Steak

FACT!

p.s.
for those of you that are wondering I settled for a cherry coke because that is at least somewhat near the same taste

1. Amaretto
2. Almond
3. Blackberry
4. Black Licorice
5. Carrot
6. Clove
7. Cherry
8. Caramel
9. Cola
10. Ginger
11. Juniper
12. Lemon
13. Molasses
14. Nutmeg
15. Orange
16. Prune
17. Plum
18. Pepper
19. Root Beer
20. Rum
21. Raspberry
22. Tomato
23. Vanilla