Many Faces of Jesus - Adam

So Last night some commotion happened in Ohio "Touch Down Jesus was struck by lighting" or so they are saying it got me thinking about all the different types of Jesus out there and so I just wanted to lay them all out on the line...

1. Big Butter Jesus - Figured I'd start with him because despite popular belief this isn't touchdown Jesus. Although his arms are raised as if to signal a TD he is not the real touchdown Jesus. He can be found off of I-75 just north of Nasty Nnati...except I guess he can't be found there anymore.
2. Touchdown Jesus - the actual TD Jesus can be found on the campus of Notre Dame. constructed in 1964 it is painted on to the Hesburgh Library and can be seen behind the uprights of ND's field.
3. Buddy Christ - Here is the lovable buddy Christ from the film Dogma.
   
4. The Jesus - for sake of time and laptop battery life this is my final Jesus.

Often imitated, never duplicated there can be only one Jesus.